Cassandra was finishing up her class on Differential Equations at the University of Texas at Arlington.
The students were getting their things together and a Christian asked an Atheist.
“So, you really don’t believe in God? Do you believe you have a soul?”
“No, answered the boy.”
Cassandra stopped. Gestured for them to look at the board.
She wrote the phrase “THIS IS A BULLSHIT TAUTOLOGY” across the top of the chalk board.
Beneath it she drew an X axis, a Y axis and a sine wave starting at zero.
In the positive “Y” half of the graph she wrote “Being.”
In the negative “Y” half of the graph she wrote “Not Being.”
She labeled the X-Axis “Time.”
She turned and looked at them. Then she returned to the board and wrote.
“The average of the sine wave is 0 across infinity.”
She looked at them. Turned and wrote again.
“The starting POINT is (0.0).”
She turned and looked at them again. This time with attitude and wrote two more lines.
“A point is that which has no part.” – Euclid
“Soul’s do not exist, therefore a soul is also that which has no part,” – Cassandra
“Therefore Point = Soul.
She turned and looked at them for a full ten seconds pointing at her quote, then she laughed out loud as she erased the board. She then walked out of the room, her heels clicking down the hall with a tone of joyful clarity.
The boy checked out her ass as she left and made a wish to God himself.
He finally figured out what she was really saying in his forties. It was the memory of Cassy’s ass that brought it all back to him.
He was deep like that.
The girl got a degree in engineering and became a minister’s wife.