Phil Goes to a Zendo

Phil was enjoying yet another version of Earth with his dogs.

He decides to go to a Zendo and soon was asked to sit in dokusan (a private session with a teacher).

He entered the chamber. Bowed appropriately and sat on the cushion.

TEACHER: “What is the title if enlightenment in just two words?”

Without thinking, Phil replied.

PHIL: “Sane Insanity.”

The teacher sat there and looked at him. Phil stood up and walked to the door without bowing.

PHIL: “I’m going out for Starbucks, want anything?”

TEACHER: “Yeah, get me a decaf solo shot latte with sugar free hazelnut and a banana loaf.”

PHIL: “Got it. See you in a few.”

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