Phil was enjoying yet another version of Earth with his dogs.
He decides to go to a Zendo and soon was asked to sit in dokusan (a private session with a teacher).
He entered the chamber. Bowed appropriately and sat on the cushion.
TEACHER: “What is the title if enlightenment in just two words?”
Without thinking, Phil replied.
PHIL: “Sane Insanity.”
The teacher sat there and looked at him. Phil stood up and walked to the door without bowing.
PHIL: “I’m going out for Starbucks, want anything?”
TEACHER: “Yeah, get me a decaf solo shot latte with sugar free hazelnut and a banana loaf.”
PHIL: “Got it. See you in a few.”