Madlib Knockoff #1: “Just Two Words”

SCENE: A Bar With Two Drunks

DRUNKEN TOM: You know what I think Percy? I think that ((INSERT SWEEPING STATEMENT OF ULTIMATE REALITY HERE)).

DRUNKEN PERCY: You sir, are a warehouse of bullshit. You know why? Here’s why ((INSERT ULTIMATE NEGATION WITH FACTS AND REASON)).

DRUNKEN TOM: Okay. I get that. So what?”

DRUNKEN PERCY: “So what? SO WHAT? Are you fucking kidding me?  ((INSERT POWERFUL UNDENIABLE “THAT’S WHAT” IN RESPONSE TO THE “SO WHAT” HERE))

DRUNKEN TOM: “Wow. That was good. Really. Most people can’t follow that. Especially in our s-s-s-state. So, anyway, in response to your ‘That’s what’ I want to ask you something.”

DRUNKEN PERCY: “Shoot.”

DRUNKEN TOM: “So what?”

DRUNKEN PERCY: “Fuck if I know.”

DRUNKEN TOM: “See. THAT’S what.”

DRUNKEN PERCY: “Wow. You’re right.”

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