A Nihilist’s Religious Experience

A Muslim, Jew and a Christian were at each others’ throats – guns drawn, death glares glaring.

But a passionate Feminist Bright bust into the room and declares with Ayn Rand condescension, “You are ALL wrong! There is no God at all, so quit the fighting and let’s build a utopia of tolerance and reason in Art Deco!”

Instantly, the Muslim, Jew and Christian turn their guns on HER and her cool, hot Suicide Girl tattoos.

But right before ANOTHER female loses her life in the name of God, in walks a Nihilist dressed up in Heath Ledger’s “Joker” garb straight out of ComicCon. He points with great hubris and laughs hysterically.

“Look at you! Hee! Hee! So FULL of importance!”

“Hee-hee-hee-hee! You think it ALL matters!”

He looks at their serious faces, their clenched jaws and stern eyes and then TOTALLY loses it.

The Muslim, Jew, and Christian all turn their guns to fire upon the Nihilist but the feminist jumps between them and the Nihilist and holds out a bottle of pills.

“No! No! Don’t! I have medicine for him! I can help him find meaning!”

He points at her and laughs even louder – tears streaming down his cheeks.

The tree gunmen step around her and open fire.

For his last laugh, he drops a Whoopie cushion on the floor and lands his bullet-laden chest upon it.

“PFFFFFFFTPPTPT!!”

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